| 必備貓與書與咖啡，始得為文青。 | Only who is accompanied by a cat, a book, and a cup of coffee can be deemed a literary hipster. |
| 不備其等之一，或僅備狗與書與咖啡、或貓與筆電與咖啡、或貓與書與奶茶、或諸如此類，不得為文青。 | Who lacks any of them, or who is only accompanied by a dog, a book, and a cup of coffee, or a cat, a laptop, and a cup of coffee, or a cat, a book, and a cup of milk tea, or the like, cannot be deemed a literary hipster. |
